A small guy goes into an elevator,
looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to
him. The big dude looks down upon
the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 450 pounds,
20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle,
3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small
guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking
him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The big dude looks down and says,
"7 feet tall, 450 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound
left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
Turner Brown."
The small guy says,
"Thank God!
I thought you said
'Turn Around'!"

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