The Parrot

 A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week,
so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
One problem:

The captain's parrot saw the shows each week
and began to understand how the
 magician did every trick. Once he understood,
he started shouting in the middle of the show:
Look, it's not the same hat!

Look, he's hiding the flowers under
 the table. Hey, why are all the cards the ace of
 spades? The magician was
 furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
 the captain's parrot.

 Then one day the ship sank. The magician found
 himself on a piece of wood in the
 middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the
 parrot. They stared at each
 other with hatred but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day and then
 another and then another. Finally on the fourth day,
 the parrot could not hold
 back: "OK, I give up. Where's the dam ship?"
 Joke Sent In By Joe
 Thanks Joe