Computer Viruses:

CLINTON VIRUS

Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS

Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS

Sucks all the memory out of your computer then emails
everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS

Saves your data but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS

Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS

Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB then
slowly expands to 200 MB.

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS

Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS

Disks can no longer be inserted.

TITANIC VIRUS

Your whole computer goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS

Everything in your computer goes Goofy .

PROZAC VIRUS

Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS

Only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS

Terminates some files, leaves but IT WILL BE
BAAAAACK.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS

Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then
discards it through Windows.

This joke was sent to me by my good friend Gutsy