A couple of women were playing golf one sunny
Saturday morning. The first
 of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her
 ball headed directly

 toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
 Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he
immediately clasped his hands
 together at his crotch, fell to the ground and
 proceeded to roll around in
evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and
immediately began to apologize.

She explained that she was a physical
 therapist: "Please allow
me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I
could relieve your pain
 if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.
 "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right. I'll be
 fine in a few minutes," he
 replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal
 position still clasping his
hands together at his crotch. But she persisted,
and he finally allowed her

to help him. She gently took his hands away and
 laid them to the side, she
loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside.
After a short massage she
asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb
still hurts like hell!"