A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5
story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since
they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide
to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to
them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,
and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay
there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign
telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on
the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor
are short and plain." The friends laugh and without
hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second
floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome."
Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on
up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the
men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better,
and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they
continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect:
"All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all
excited and are going in when they realize that there is
still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they
head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that
reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to
prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Joke sent in by Candy Torrs