Two little kids are in a hospital, lying onstretchers
next to each
other,
outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out,
and I'm a
little
nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about.
I had that done
when
I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake
up they give you
lots of
Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision.
And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I
was born.
Couldn't
walk for a year!"
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