DOES THIS RING A BELL?
ANYBODY WE KNOW!!!!!
HEE HEE
 
 

So here I sit, in all my glory
Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story...
Once had a wife--she was such a dear,
Then came the internet, and it all disappeared!
Now there she sits, for hours on end
don't care where I've been.
It could be two, or it could be nine...
she really doesn't care, long as she's online.
She gets outta work and rushes home,
She comes in screaming at me, "Get Off The Phone!"
Where the heck's my hug? Where is my kiss?
But she's at the computer--that's all she missed.
Talking to buddies, checking the mail
All her priorities--I'm in cyber Hell!!!
My stomach's growling--it's so unfair!
No clean dishes and I'm out of underwear!
Author Unknown