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In summary, the police arrested
Patrick Lawrence,
a 22-year-old white male, resident
of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin
patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd
and lascivious behavior, public
indecency, and
public intoxication at the
Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he
was
passing a pumpkin patch he decided
to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and
squishy inside,
and there was no one around here
for
miles. At least I thought there
wasn't,"
he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he
pulled
over to the side of the road, picked
out a
pumpkin that he felt was appropriate
to his purposes, cut a hole in
it, and proceeded
to satisfy his alleged "need."
"I guess I was just really into
it, you know?" he
commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently
failed
to notice a Gwinnett County police
car approaching and was unaware
of his audience
until officer Brenda Taylor approached
him.
"It was an unusual situation,
that's for sure," said officer
Taylor. "I walked up to
(Lawrence) and he's...
just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what
happened when she approached Lawrence.
"I just
went up and said, 'Excuse me sir,
but do you realize that you are
screwing a
pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly
very surprised that I was there,
and then looked
me straight in the face and said,
'A pumpkin?
Damn...is it midnight already?'"
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