"Baby-Bottle-Nipples"
A fellow is going on
a tour of a factory that produces various latex
products.
At the first stop,
he is shown the machine that manufactures
baby-bottle nipples.
The machine makes a loud hiss-pop! noise.
"The hiss is the rubber
being injected into the mold," explains the
guide. "The popping
sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of
the nipple."
Later, the tour reaches
the part of the factory where condoms are
manufactured.
The machine makes a noise: 'Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop!"
"Wait a minute!" says
the man taking the tour, "I understand what the
'hiss, hiss,' is,
but what's that 'pop!' every so often?"
"Oh, it's just the
same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says
the guide. "It pokes
a hole in every fourth condom."
"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"
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