READING ON VACATION~~~
"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor
to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.
"Well, I went down to Busch Gardens on vacation
and decided to take a ride on the Loch Ness Monster...
As we came up to the top of the highest loop,
I noticed a little sign by the side of the track.
I tried to read it but it was very small and
I couldn't make it out. I was so curious that
I decided to go round again, but we went by so
quickly that I couldn't see what the sign said.
By now, I was determined to read that sign
so I went round a third time. As we reached the top,
I stood up in the car to get a better view."
"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?"
asked the visitor.
"Yes," he said sheepishly,
"Remain seated at all times!"

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